The Stress Diet


Psst. If you just got my newsletter on the topic of “How To” Boost Energy through Food Combining just scroll down to the next post. This info was just sent in by my friend Marla and is too much fun not to share today!

The Stress Diet


This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day

BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit


AFTERNOON TEA The rest of the biscuits from the packet 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping DINNER 4 bottles of wine (red or white) 2 loaves garlic bread 1 family size Supreme pizza 3 chocolate bars LATE NIGHT SNACK 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER :
‘stressed’ spelled backwards is ‘desserts’

Finally, here’s some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started ……. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of biscuits , the mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholatesYu haf no idr who gud I fel.

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